Allan Parker

LONDON – CAMDEN (Oct 2012)


Cathy rang my buzzer

Is it alright if Anthony comes up to your flat for about half an hour or so?

What for?

Well, theres been a bit of a misunderstanding

About what

Well, its about a bicycle

What d’you mean?

Well, this bloke lent Anthony a bicycle and Anthony left it at someone’s house and this bloke thinks that Anthony hasnt got it any more so he’s coming round to get it and it’s probably best if Anthony’s not here – it’ll only be for a few minutes and this bloke probably won’t come round – we dont know if he”s definitely coming or not – can you just please have him up there for a few minutes…