{"id":366,"date":"2016-06-22T15:19:52","date_gmt":"2016-06-22T14:19:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/demo.coalescent.co\/writings\/?p=366"},"modified":"2016-07-11T16:54:33","modified_gmt":"2016-07-11T15:54:33","slug":"camden-oct-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.allanforresterparker.co.uk\/camden-oct-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"CAMDEN (Oct 2012)"},"content":{"rendered":"
Cathy rang my buzzer<\/p>\n
You know my toilet – right?<\/strong><\/p>\n No<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n Well it doesn\u2019t flush properly\u00a0you have to stick something\u00a0down the top to make it flush. The thing is what\u00a0I usually use is a screwdriver\u00a0and I keep it down the\u00a0back of my knickers in\u00a0case you know, I get caughtshort sort of thing, well\u00a0the other day I was down\u00a0the Cross and I got searched\u00a0by the police and when\u00a0they found the screwdriver\u00a0<\/strong>they said it was an offensive weapon \u2013 so I told them what I just told you \u2013 right, about my toilet, but they didn\u2019t believe me and now I got to go to court, so I was wondering \u2013 you\u2019ve got a phone haven\u2019t you \u2013 if you could ring them and just tell them that I wont be able to make it on time because I\u2019ve got this visit from the benefit woman and I sort of missed out on the last two so I got to be in really\u2026\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Cathy rang my buzzer You know my toilet – right? No Well it doesn\u2019t flush properly\u00a0you have to stick something\u00a0down the top to make it flush. The thing is what\u00a0I usually use is a screwdriver\u00a0and I keep it down the\u00a0back of my knickers in\u00a0case you know, I get caughtshort sort of thing, well\u00a0the other day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ub_ctt_via":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"featured_image_src":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"allan","author_link":"https:\/\/www.allanforresterparker.co.uk\/author\/allan\/"},"yoast_head":"\n